Happy Birthday!
July 9th, 2009 § Leave a Comment
I’m pretty sure this is the last birthday I’ll look forward to. Then there’ll be too many candles, more wrinkles, and a bottle of vodka. Then y’know, all those candles and all that alcohol will probably result in my being burned alive, sad little wretch.
Hello, 21!
Goodbye 20.
Didn’t sound as epic as I thought. In fact, all you older blokes out there are probably whining, “What’s this brat complainin’ about?” Just like I roll my eyes at all those idiots crying about their turning 20 or 18 or whatever stupidly young age.
Well, dear reader, suck it and move on.
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